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[wisefox]

:wtf:  i thought this was a joke when i first saw it... its obviously aimed at a certain type of audience... but come on... lamest product marketing i've ever seen...

http://www.beatkangz.com/main/product

highlights:

'Over 3000 Blazin' Brand new sounds designed by The Beat Kangz'
'Sleek design and styling with customizable “Paintz” and “Grillz”  :'(
'On Board FX including Reverb, Delay, Automated Filters and tons of Crazy "Freak FX" including "Chopped and Screwed"!!!!'
'On Board "Mo Bang" Mastering with EQ and Limiting'  :
"I Challenge any and all Presidents of our competition to a beat making battle.  I'm ready any time if you got the ballz to battle a KANG!!! " - AJA Emmanuel, President, Beat Kangz Electronics'  :bang:

i don't care if its more awesome than any mpc (i doubt that)... i hope it dies a horrible death.

[rhythmboy]

;D

The two pots in the top corners look like nipplez 

For the ultimate tweakz 

Ohz Noez the Beatz Kangz havez gotz meez endinz everythangz withz zed'zzzz

[dec0n]

just wow!
beat thang come equip wit tha hitzzz!
the video is just beautiful!
and i especially like:
"I Challenge any and all Presidents of our competition to a beat making battle.  I'm ready any time if you got the ballz to battle a KANG!!! " - AJA Emmanuel, President, Beat Kangz Electronic
LOL!